King of the Hill

Pretty simple, all you have to do is kick the person above you off the hill with ANY methods so you can be the new King of the Hill!

Feel free to be violent...however I don't want to see that in real life when you guys meet each other! =]

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So here goes:

Shiki is siting on the top of the hill enjoy a cup of tea.

The tea was poisoned before-hand; I claim the hill and raise an army of leek-wielding hachune-bots to defend the strong, and trample the weak. Oh, wait.

I epically come crashing down upon the hill, len-style, smashing away the robots and you tyrannical rule over the hill. I slowly look up at the new challengers.

I sneak to the hill with my epic shortness and poison everyone up there And somehow manage to create a gigantic fortress, somehow.

I kick you off the hill and watch you tumble on the sharp rocks

oh and I populate your fortress with maids

I threw a bomb at you and tied your corpse under the ocean, my hill!!

you killed my body double, so I come out of my underground bomb shelter and strangle you to death.
I plant a tree on the hill

InuoeK wrote:you killed my body double, so I come out of my underground bomb shelter and strangle you to death.
I plant a tree on the hill

I knock you out, tie you up on the tree you planted, make you eat your own insides and then dismember you, then I chop down the tree and roll it down at anyone who tries to take my hill.

Shiki said I could be violent =3.

My, my, so violent...

I roll a Katamari to pick up the tree, and you, and anyone else that tries to take the hill. Eventually I might get it big enough to pick up the hill itself!

robo king determines that your katamari is growing at such a catastrophic rate that it endangers the survival of the planet. he kills you with a robo rainbow and crowns me king.

I summon Noctis on a unicorn to guard the premises while I enjoy the harem of maids in my grand fortress.

I let Stella get Noctis and I kick out all your maids (anime-style. And yes, I will resist the temptation of a harem for my sake...) and you.

I construct Miku sound towers and blast out "Love is War" so anyone within 100m will recieve a loud song to the ear, in addition to the fortress.

*puts on ear plugs* maximize the volume of the song with a volume controlling device and blast you off the hill, my hill.

i get an army of gundams and smash your sound towers and you with it

*puts up force field around myself* I summon an unseen force to crush you and your army, my hill.

the unseen force is actually an invisible unicorn. I take advantage of my affinity with unicorns and command them to kill you and they hail me king of the hill.

*grows a delicious-looking field of grass* All of your unicorns ran to that field where I trapped them and feed them to my dragon. Then I tie you up and chop your head off with a guilletine, my hill.

UNICORNS DON'T EAT GRASS THEY EAT CANDY AND LOVE
I escaped the guillotine by wearing my cosplay helmet. IF IT CAN DEFLECT VAMPIRE CLAWS IT CAN DEFLECTS ALL BLADES.
You dragon is actually a dratini. ICE IS SUPER EFFECTIVE. MY HILL.

Copy Uchiha's eye technique and trap you with a genjutsu, making you believe that you actual believed what you saw happened when in reality, it didn't. My hill~!

MUKURO IS MY SAVIOUR. HE IS THE MASTER OF ILLUSIONS AND HE SAVES ME AND DRAGS YOU DOWN TO HELL (because he knows the way). my hill.

I just nuke the hill you were on and contruct a new hill. Then I make base on the hill with AA turrents, Cannons, and missile launchers.

When you fall asleep, I kick you off the hill, my hill.

You may take the hill in the previous owner's sleep, but please do not forget that you are also the ownership of that...green glowing stuff left in the residues of that bombarded hill, in another word, cancer. You died of genetic mutation resulted by overexposure to carcinogen.

And I come to this hill in all glory.
(BTW, I sent you PM. make sure to check em.)

I call upon the Dirty and Unmanly Force Urotander to reclaim the hill. I then proceed to defend the hill with German ninja.

your ninjas are all genin level and kakashi helped me kick all their butts. HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO USE HIS SHARINGAN. my hill.

i tell kakashi that jiraya has a new icha icha book and i made him drag you along. my hill