What If Game

I would be annoyed that I even though I'm something that is not alive, I'm not exactly dead.

What if you have a writer's block that you cannot overcome when writing an English essay that must be handed in the next day?

ill draw a picture of kakashi

what if the french word for bread was breade(the e has an accent)

It would make a lot more sense than pain. Is eating bread so painful?

What if you are forced to hop on one foot for the rest of your life?

I would be quite talented at pirouetting.

What if you could never say the word "the"?

then all my sentences wouldn't make sense

what if you happen to meet charlotte culhorn at school
for people who dont know him http://xxblackxceroxx.deviantart.com/art/Charlotte-Cuuhlhourne-144700707

...I would claw my eyes out and run down the fall screaming. Or, I will laugh.

What if all your allies betrayed you by joining your enemies?

I would seppuku

what if you were a lollipop?

@ Kyouko_Nyanko: Really? But wouldn't you have to write a poem?

I would eat myself and disappear from the world.

What if your computer is being really slow?

nah i was no samurai. im just stealing their method of honour. or something :')

I would. HIT IT. then apologize. and kiss it better.

What if a dog ate your brain?

I'll feed the dog some of my homework instead.

What if you have nail polish that changes colour? (like mood rings)

I would sell it.

What if you have a software that randomly translates everything from English to Japanese for you and you don't understand Japanese?

I would claw my head and seek to destroy the software.

What if you had a disease where you alternate between languages when speaking.

Too late for Date Masamune...
As for me, it's also too late.

What if everything that was red was 3 times faster?

I be drinking redbull to burn fat.

What if yaotome hikaru asked you out ? (look @ my sig)

I would except...then move to Russia and leave him behind.

what would you do if you were trapped in one of the saw movies?

I would probably throw a disco party...and then win the game with my greatness.

What if caf food made you smarter?

Then I would always eat at the caf...and so would many students.

What if pedobear was real?

Black vans would patrol the streets.

What if the 1/1 Gundam statue in Shizuoka were a fully functional combat-ready weapon?

ohohooo.....OHOHOHOOOOOOO~~~~
I would become an angsty teenager and save the world.

WHAT IF MY BUNNY GREW TO 358573888X HER SIZE?!?! 8DDDD

I would name it pedo rabbit..

What if every vending machine you used always ate your money?

I would eat the vending machine and then file a complaint to vending machine makers.

What if the world was divided into three nations. Each ruler is Shuu, Nyanko, and Meki?

shuu-order
nyan-maid outfits
meki-insanity

I would definayly movie to meki's nation

What if everytime you puke curry comes out?

I would open an Indian restaurant.

What if your brain stores information on memory cards?

there wouldn't be enough memory cards in the world to store my knowledge. OHOHOHO~~

What if you grew an extra nose. ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD?!?

I would smell something nice with the one on my face and something bad on the one on my back and see what happens

What would you do if you suddenly shot lasers everytime you blinked?