Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but he smashes you with an even bigger, more painful, GIGANTIC LEEK.

I wish I were a godly mecha artist.

Granted~ But then you would be so good that all the other manga artists will be depressed that their works aren't good enough and quit! So then in the world there will be only ur manga on mecha!

I wish I could FLY~ (was this said before?)

Granted and you become airborne for half a minute until the ground reminds you of reality.

I wish I had a home theater system in my house so I can play games on it.

Granted, but the girl from the ring comes out of it every time it turns on

I wish I could explode at will

Granted, you may not get a chance to be put together again.

I wish I am a ninja.

Your friends cannot understand your traditional ninja ways. You die of loneliness.

I wish that Noctis could boil coffee for me every morning using only his abs.

Granted, Noctis' abs turn into coffee.

I wish there was a chocolate cow in my room.

Granted, but the chocolate has long since gone bad; The mold now claims he cow, leaving your room covered in a furry mass of bio-hazardous material.

I wish that Noctis ruled he world.

Granted, but his flaming molten diamond hard abs destroy everything that comes within 100 miles of him.

I wish cookies grew on trees

Granted, but they taste like soil

I wish for flying pantsu

Granted but the flying pantsu would always be dropping their "droppings" on you, making them even worse than seagulls.

I wish I could visit our space station safely...

Granted, you will die horribly in an explosion after you come back.

I wish for Lolis

SURE. YOU GET THE LADIES ROOM WITH LOLIS

I WISH FOR FLYING NOCTIS PANTIES~

Granted, you would be in the flying panties forever.

I wish for a popsicle.

Granted, the popsicle is Jalepeno flavoured

I wish there were more traps

Granted, you get stuck in one of your own.

I wish there was more people on this forum.

Granted, but they are all trolls and spammers.

I wish for Dead Space 2.

granted but you would be traumatized for a year

i wish kuwaii changed her obsession

Granted. Her obsession shifts from Kakashi to Sasuke Uchiha.....hehehehe

I wish Miku Hatsune becomes an intelligent AI for singing and propaganda!

granted but all the other singers will lose fame, get angry and kill miku

i wish skype would shut down so everyone can come back to the forum

GRANTED. but everyone will only talk about vocaloid AND NOT KAKASHI!!

i wish kakashi was more perverted.

granted but he will get so perverted that he would try to seduce everyone in the show
i wish whenever kuwaii says her favourite characters name then only a beep will come out

granted but the beeps would be so often and annpying that you would have to wear sound proof headphones for the rest of your life

i wish i can eat lunch right now...

...granted but your lunch contained poison which killed you
i wish i didnt get migraines

granted but you will have stomach aches that re even worse