King of the Hill

I use a chair to smatch you off the hill, my hill.

i call my pack of wolves to devour you my hill

I come back from the dead and scares your wolves away, my hill.

i get charlotte cuuhlhourne to "seduce" you and you die
of having your "eyes tainted with ugliness"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tebpjbac6k
(watch at your own risk)

No...I will not watch it. You failed because you haven't realize that he died a long time ago, my hill.

if you knew that he already died then you should have already seen him so your eyes are already scarred for life so its my hill

hey your eyes should be scarred too. but i have
an insane will to withstand ugliness.

so its my hill.

@ OokamiUkiyu: But how can I be afraid of someone who has already died?

I use a butcher's knife to cut you to pieces and dump you deep into the mountain, my hill.

@yuki: im not afraid of him he killed my eyes the first time i saw him now all my friends are scarred for life and we cant forget him

i somehow make a volcano erupt and melt you alive my hill

Since I'm now in liquid form, I can travel within the soil. I sneak behind you and use whatever you are sitting on to hit you until you fall unconcious, my hill.

you harden soon after and couldnt move.
i claimed the hill with kakashi. my hill.

i kill kakashi with bread my hill

Noctis's hot fiery abs BURN YOUR BREAAADDD to a charred crisp.
my hill.

Takeda Army, Unrivaled spear of world domination Sanada Genjiro Yukimura is impervious to fire!

Oh, and, Sanada's my hill.

щ(ಥ益ಥщ)
DFISUHGUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
But he is vulnerable to his master.
YUKIMURAAAAAAAAAA *punches*

my hill. ( ಠ___ಠ)

"OYAKATASAMAAAAA"
"YUKIMURAAAAA"
The two engage in a punching match with Sasuke saying "good grief...", while I pull out my folding lawnchair and sip sparkling grape juice, so, uh... yeah... my hill, I guess...

Sawada sensei appears out of nowhere and shouts, "GET IN THE COSTUME MIO!!!!!!!!!!!". She chases Nico off the lawnchair and I sit on it while polishing the Love is War megaphone.

i kick you off your chair because you have sat in it for too long and you fall of the hill. my hill.

I kick you off my hill because it was my hill in the first place. MYYYHIIILLLL

now it isnt . MY HILL.

now it is. my hill

aaaaaaaaaaand it my hill again~~!

while you both are fighting i choke you with bread my hill

I eat the bread and climb on the hill because of my energy I got from the bread and kick you off. MY HILLLLL

i had cloned myself before and launch a sneak attack and throw you in the depths of hell... my hill