What If Game

I'd conquer the world. Or destroy it. WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.

What if everyone became battery-powered (i.e. needs to recharge every 12 hours or they're screwed)?

the world would be more efficient. After all, those who are careless are going first.

what if I could cry ketchup?

ide bring u when i eat mah fries. and bring some sad animes too free ketchup whoot!

what if snow was dandruff ?

What are you talking about; it is dandruff. God's dandruff. If it was real dandruff, good parents would would prevent their children from playing with it on snowy days for fear that giant mutant head lice would eat all the dead skin off of them, and their clothes in the process.

what if cars had a built in spring board (i.e. launches them 20 feet in the air + forward momentum)?

Then there would not be any airbags...and ejection seats would be the latest safe technology.

What if you had the power to change anything?

I would change the world history so that religion or any belief's beside science never existed.

What if cannibalizing people made you as strong as superman?

Behold; World War Eternity.

What if Ice cream were really made of goat's milk?

That wouldn't change people's obssessions with ice cream.

What if everything repeats just like in Higurashi no naku koro ni?

Then I will be the one committing all the murders at the end of the day. Hey, if I don't like you, what better than to killing you over and over?

What if they invent 4D TVs really early?

But...they don't even have 3D TVs yet...so I'll probably demand to know why 3D TVs are not out yet.

What if penguins don't exist?

Happy feet would have been never made....*cries in a corner*

What if you gained a pound every day for 10 years?

I would be incredibly happy at first with the amount of muscles I gained. But later, I'd probably have to cut chunks of it out so that my heart will not be overburdened.

What if you meet a Shinigami?

I would make him give me a death note...or give me shinigami powers...or smd..

What if you could create cold every time you wink?

You mean make people sick? My grandmother would disect me and make that ability go away...being the doctor that she is.

What if you're forced to learn how to breath under water?

I would except it and become mermaid man and wait till a live spongebob squarepants movie comes out and audition for it.

What if everyone related to could never have contact with you ever again.

@ desrow: Mermaid man? A hermaphrodite in Spongebob (thougth Plankton is already one, even if they don't show it so specifically)?

It means that I have reached the final stage of my goal (my goal is to live as a hermit after everyone who knows me are dead and buried so that no one would have to come to my funeral!)

What if you wake up and want to pee but sense a prescence under your bed?

I'll jump out of my bed, run for the lights and arm myself with whatever is in my room. After owning the presence, I'll go pee.

what if there was a massive girl revolution and now, females are dominant and males are submissive?

I was always a girls subordinate...nothing will change...

What if you had one million dollars that you could only use at mcdonalds and would disappear after halve and hour?

It's obvious, isn't it? WHO WANTS A HEAT-ATTACK-ON-A-BUN FOR FREE!?!?

What if young people ruled the world, and older people had to follow their rules?

ALL THE ADULTS WILL HAVE A MASSIVE GAME OF TWISTER...LAST ONE SURVIVING GETS TO EAT 400 DOUBLE DOWNS AT ONCE!....

What if you could only see everything as something perverted...ecchi vision...

If it gets really annoying then I'll have to kill/destroy everyone/everything before I lose my insanity and become sane...

What if your remote control is also a chocolate bar?

Then the technology of food circuits would be so advanced that my computer would be made of Abalone, and Deep Blue (The world's best chess-playing computer) would be made of Unicorn Meat.

What if every time you looked at something twice (Double-take), it turned into diamonds (I'm on a horse)?

On a horse? Then I keep staring at our school so that it will become diamonds and there won't be any tests on wednesday.

;____; this game died so I will revive it.

What if my pants were such a hideous colour and pattern (paisley and stripes fashioned in the most hideous neon puke green with specks of fuschia..sorry if you have something like this but....is this possible?!), they could burn out your eyes?

I would never be able to sight-read sheet music ever again. Not that I could do it well in the first place... Or, be able to drive. NOOOO-

What if Kira Yamato piloted a GINN instead of the Freedom?