Corrupted Wishes

The first person makes a wish. The second person grant the first person's wish in a corrupted way and then makes a wish themselves.

I wish I was the Chesire Cat.

(Alright, let's start)

Granted, but everyone has forgotten the human you once were, making you miserable and lonely.

I wish Miku Hatsune completed her goal of world domination.

Granted, but as Miku rises to power, Kaito is further overshadowed and loses his chance to redeem himself (from his rather depressing persona created by fangirls). He commits suicide, bringing many of his fangirls along with him to his death.

I wish to find Noctis riding a magnificent unicorn in the forest of gumdrops and pain one day.

Granted, apparently he was riding Unicorn Gundam, and got burned by the thruster nozzles.

I wish that all Sengoku-era samurai had six swords and spouted bad engrish.

Granted, but all the grammar nazis in the world will find you and kill you in your sleep for doing what you did to our language.

I wish I could eat spicy food without crying.

Granted but you turn into a hairy 40 year old man whenever you eat spicy food

I wish I was an anime character

granted, but no one will hire you for a job because of your ridiculous hair and fashion sense (as well as the various weapons you wield). you die of poverty.

I wish to level up my charm to the point at which I become so hot that I can boil water on my abs.

LOL granted but the first time you tried the water spilled and your abs got roasted into grilled pork

i wish i could go to japan.

Granted, but Godzilla eats your plane right before it lands

I wish I had less homework

Granted, you get expelled and never have to do homework again

I wish I had my own gundam to pilot

Granted, but after having killed many using your Gundam, you fall into depression for 57768492 episodes and become forever remembered as that generic angsty protagonist who kept on whining about justice.

I wish to learn how to spinkick.

granted, but afterwards, chuck norris comes along and roundhouse's you across the face and sends your head flying into the middle of next thursday

i wish i had no homework.

heheheheheh
i cant say my wish
rules wont let me........





AHAHA kidding i wish there was 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hot guys chasing after me

shuueshi wrote:heheheheheh
i cant say my wish
rules wont let me........





AHAHA kidding i wish there was 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hot guys chasing after me

granted.....holy crap I can't think about anything wrong with that xDDD (I WOULD MAKE THEM ALL MY LACKEYS)...but the lack of interest in females other than you causes the birth rate to fall dramatically and the human race to become extinct.

I WISH TO HIT ON ALL OF THE GIRLS AT THE OFFICE AND LEVEL MY COURAGE UP TO BADASS.

@MeKIseki ok, now your making me question about your gender......

Granted, your attempt to hit on all the girls all resulted in a slap in the face, therefore "hardening" your personality and mkaing you "badass".

I wish people had some sort of super powers like in anime in the real world.

Firaga777 wrote:@MeKIseki ok, now your making me question about your gender......

Granted, your attempt to hit on all the girls all resulted in a slap in the face, therefore "hardening" your personality and mkaing you "badass".

I wish people had some sort of super powers like in anime in the real world.

@firaga777
LOL I'M ACTUALLY A MAN DISGUISED AS AN ASIAN GIRL.
no I'm not xDDD
BUT I WILL HIT ON ALL OF THE GIRLS NONETHELESS (as well as the boys THEY'RE MY LACKEYS)

granted, but the general public develops a fear regarding superpowers and burns all of you to a charred crisp at the stake.

I wish that I had a super muffin that could attract bishies.

Granted, but while the bishies runs to the muffins, you get trampled to death.

I wish there are more chocolate on the table.

all i read was "hardening" LOL
very dirty people
very
very
very
bad
images...
-dies from brain over heating-

shuueshi wrote:all i read was "hardening" LOL
very dirty people
very
very
very
bad
images...
-dies from brain over heating-

I wasn't thinking like that until you mentioned it just now....dirty,dirty girl....

hideyoshi_yuki wrote:I wish there are more chocolate on the table.

Granted but they are cooking chocolate with some sort of fungal growth on them. Bon appetit!

I wish we had the technology to colonize Mars right now.

granted, sure, but because technology is so high the persocoms ( chobits ) all ganged up and overthrew their perverted masters and all of humankind died before we were able to colonize mars.

i wish i had a slice of f**kin' pie.

Granted, but it gave you a bad stomach ache

I wish I had some chips

@ Sue: Please restrain yourself from tainting this thread...

Granted, but for the rest of your life, you have nothing other than chips to eat.

I wish Bleach would update more frequently.

.... i really can't corrupt that wish. i'm with you on that one. LOL

i wish monday would turn into a weekend.

granted, but now we have a 1 day weekend as opposed to 2.

I wish to gain the cuteness of an anime girl.

but then later you realize you're misty from pokemon and suddenly brock follows you around everywhere begging you to marry him.

i wish everyone in the world was anime.